(Source: orangeskins, via petcanadian)

(Source: argentally, via 5horbust)

zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

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(via pizza)

3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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(Source: dveon, via humortastic)

postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

(Source: postllimit, via death-by-lulz)

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Fifth Harmony in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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(via twerkteam5h)

Dinah cheating on Wolf Watch

(Source: argentally, via shipping-camren)

thatdumbkidpipes:

gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth

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look at him

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hes like a little baby boy

(Source: iwarnedyouskank, via oknope)

lesbiansdo-it-better:

god’s punishment for being a lesbian is drunk straight girls

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)